Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder

Somebody should have told the squirrels.

Actually, someone did. My cousin's four year-old daughter loudly admonished the squirrel that the food was NOT. FOR. SQUIRRELS! knocking furiously on the window as she did so. As funny as that was, nothing prepared me for when she turned around and announced that she needed to call Grandma and tell her that feeder did not work like it was supposed to and the squirrels were eating the bird food. (She's four!!!)

I can't help but be a little impressed my his acrobatics, though.

Overheard Today

As I left my allergist's office today, I stopped by the ladies room and overheard the funniest coversation:

Little voice: "Mommy, are you peeing?"

Grown up: "No, honey."

LV: "Then who is peeing."

GU: "Shhhhh"

LV: "Mommy, are you pooping?"

GU: No Comment

LV: "It smells bad."

GU: Embarrassed giggle, followed by "I'm sorry, sweetie."

You just never know what those little voices are going to say.