As I left my allergist's office today, I stopped by the ladies room and overheard the funniest coversation:
Little voice: "Mommy, are you peeing?"
Grown up: "No, honey."
LV: "Then who is peeing."
LV: "Mommy, are you pooping?"
GU: No Comment
LV: "It smells bad."
GU: Embarrassed giggle, followed by "I'm sorry, sweetie."
You just never know what those little voices are going to say.