As I left my allergist's office today, I stopped by the ladies room and overheard the funniest coversation:
Little voice: "Mommy, are you peeing?"
Grown up: "No, honey."
LV: "Then who is peeing."
GU: "Shhhhh"
LV: "Mommy, are you pooping?"
GU: No Comment
LV: "It smells bad."
GU: Embarrassed giggle, followed by "I'm sorry, sweetie."
You just never know what those little voices are going to say.
About Me
- KB
- Houston, Texas, United States
- I grew up moving around a lot and loving (almost) every minute of it, which might explain my slightly skewed view of the world. I hope you find at least some of my navel gazing here entertaining.
1 comment:
I've had that same experience except I was the one pooping and the little girl was telling her mommy that the bathroom was stinky! Luckily they were still in their stall and I was able to escape without being identified!!
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